Barnyard Synonyms

“Guys, we have a new rule.   When we talk about girls, we will not use any words that also name animals.  Fox, chick, cow, wolf, dog… none of these will work, please.  We will use respectful describing words.”

“How about warthog?”

“Um, no.  I wouldn’t advise it.”

Tricia Lott Williford

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  1. Cougar? 😉 Your boys are hilarious! 🙂

  2. ha!

  3. What a hoot!

  4. haha! thanks for the laugh! I love little boys. They are so cute!

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